There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
A few billion years later, I was born. This was also regarded as a bad move. I've lived in Ohio for most of my life now, except for the times that I didn't, in which case I lived someplace else. The rest of the details of my life are inconsequential, as I'm not sure it really existed in the first place... Are you?
Eventually, you'll come to find out that I'm a musician, I play a lot of instruments, and I lead an ever-confusing life full of complex social interactions which play a daily part in the mental environment in which I live... but that can be said for everyone, and isn't really saying much.
To go into a bit more detail, I'm a 4th year disgruntled music student at Antioch College in Yellow Springs, where I am perpetually bantered by those who either want me to know how good I have it, or those who want me to wake up early in the morning and come do things for or with them. Fun.
I am all but graduated, with the ceremony happening at the end of April. My composition performance was a success, brining at least 100 people to Kelly Hall Auditorium to hear the orchestra play my piece for the first time. Now all I have to do is get out of here officially and get on with "the rest of my life."